Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.
shipping yourself with a stranger at its finest
NO BUT FOR REAL THO. LIKE THIS IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION AT ALL AND IT IS ALSO WHY I CANNOT TALK TO STRANGERS
my dad was taking me driving and after i parked i got out and checked then shouted “IM STRAIGHT-well at least my parking job is” and my dad slams his hand onto the dashboard and goes “YOU COULDNT HAVE WAITED UNTIL COLLEGE TO MAKE THAT JOKE NOW I OWE YOUR MOM TEN BUCKS I DIDNT THINK YOU WOULD ADMIT IT YET” so thats the story of how my parents have been betting on when id come out
please stop reblogging this my dad thinks hes cool now
A stray dog wandered up to a man playing the clarinet on the streets of Dnepropetrovsk, Urkraine and began singing with him. Passersby on the European Square were surprised and touched by the unusual sight that they quickly began surrounding the area. Spectators started taking photographs with their phones and generously giving the talented man and dog money. “It’s not mine, just came up when I sat down and began to play the first note,” said musician Sergei Ivanovich, with a smile.
Let me seduce you with my extensive knowledge of fictional universes
this song is ending, but the story never ends.